Cat: Lady Margaret Thatcher II (Maggie)
Slinky and greasy yet luxuriously dragonlike.
Maggie will look into your soul like no one ever has. She also loves rubbing her face all over you and curling up next to you. Her purrs sound like a bird chirping.
She quit her job at the local strip club, so she is not helping to pay for anything. She doesn’t cover her poop, either.
You can hug Maggie forever and she will love it.
Overall Grade: B+
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